Length1h 30m
About this audiobook
A Marriage and a Funeral🖤💍
When Vivian Ashworth — matriarch, casket-industry mogul, and lifelong master of the backhanded compliment — dies, she leaves her three estranged kids one last, outrageous instruction: whoever gets legally married within 30 days inherits the family fortune. Whoever doesn't... watches it go to the church roof fund.
Cue a scramble of sham engagements, a suspiciously charming young widower, a wellness guru's boyfriend doing very fast mental math, and one long-avoided love story between the family's black-sheep clown and the cousin he's been in love with since he was eleven.
A dark comedy about grief, greed, and what a truly chaotic parent will do to get her kids in one room again.
#DarkComedy #FamilyDrama #NewRelease #BookTok
Audiobook details
GenreGeneral Fiction, Humor
Length1 hr 30 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 23, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1A MARRIAGE AND A FUNERAL
2Chapter One: The Best Casket in the Building
3public.
4Family rate.”
5Chapter Two: The Prodigal Clown
Mostrar todos os capítulosVer menos
6on Thursdays.”
7Chapter Three: Frankie
8day in a rental shop.
9Chapter Four: The Widower
10Chapter Five: A Small Disaster, As Scheduled
11microphone.
12Chapter Six: The Reading
13movie.”
14Chapter Seven: Patrice Has Thoughts
15almost a magic trick.
16semester.”
17stranger, in under a month, for money.”
18“Dad.”
19structurally impressive.
20Chapter Eight: Sunstone Considers His Chakras and Also Eleven Million Dollars
21Chapter Nine: Julian Does the Math, Badly
22else’s expense.
23Chapter Ten: Pancakes
24question.”
25“Frankie.”
26logistics. Between friends.”
27Chapter Eleven: Roland’s Secret, Which Was Not Actually a Secret
28“Tell us what.”
29way.
30Chapter Twelve: The Escalation
31Chapter Thirteen: The Blowup
32paralegal.”
33the back of her wrist.
34Chapter Fourteen: Pemberton’s Second Envelope
35through the room.
36Chapter Fifteen: What Desmond Did With the Truth
37Chapter Sixteen: What Renata Did With the Truth
38Chapter Seventeen: What Julian Did About It
39“Julian.”
40month.
41Chapter Eighteen: A Marriage, and a Funeral
42the parking lots and pharmacy questions and eleven-minute courthouse
43actual room.”
44Chapter Nineteen: Bree Comes Home
45bulk.”
46Epilogue: One Year Later
47Author’s Note
48over deeper problems?
49reception hall — for grief, for scheming, and finally for celebration.
More from Veronica
WhistlerAnn Patchett10h 45m4.6 (4.6K)$29 · $0.00
Demon CopperheadBarbara Kingsolver21h 3m4.5 (949.4K)$46 · $0.00
To Kill a MockingbirdHarper Lee12h 18m4.5 (7.4M)$29 · $0.00
Remarkably Bright CreaturesShelby Van Pelt11h 17m4.4 (1.7M)$29 · $0.00
Cast in BloodMichelle Sagara16h 35m4.6 (607)$33 · $0.00
The Captain Blood Trilogy (Annotated)Rafael Sabatini29h 20m4.6 (1K)$3 · $0.00
Ship of the Line (Annotated)Cecil Louis Troughton Smith11h 13m4.6 (1K)$2 · $0.00
The George Orwell CollectionGeorge Orwell24h 46m4.5 (14.4K)$12 · $0.00
Time RegainedMarcel Proust15h 38m4.5 (9.2K)$2 · $0.00
Driving ForceElle James4h 58m4.6 (407)$20 · $0.00
When God Calls the HeartBrian Bird, Michelle Cox3h 24m4.6 (439)$10 · $0.00
Five Little IndiansMichelle Good10h 34m4.5 (64.5K)$29 · $0.00
Lolth's WarriorR. A. Salvatore13h 20m4.6 (2.4K)$33 · $0.00
The Things We Cannot SayKelly Rimmer13h 48m4.5 (359.1K)$33 · $0.00
The Love Songs of W.E.B. Du BoisHonoree Fanonne Jeffers29h 49m4.5 (58K)$8 · $0.00
Going PostalTerry Pratchett11h 23m4.5 (189.9K)$29 · $0.00
Glen AffricKarine Giebel22h 51m4.5 (3.2K)$46 · $0.00
The Book Of NegroesLawrence Hill15h 45m4.5 (107.3K)$33 · $0.00
Anne of Green GablesL. M. Montgomery11h 1m4.5 (1.2M)$2.30 · $0.00
Lieutenant Hornblower (Annotated)C. S. Forester11h 41m4.5 (2.9K)$2 · $0.00
Lost In TranslationAudrey Davis9h 15m4.4 (235)Free
This Is Going to HurtAdam Kay5h 47m4.4 (444.7K)$24 · $0.00
You Will Get Through This NightDaniel Howell6h 56m4.4 (11.8K)$24 · $0.00
Northanger Abbey (Annotated)Jane Austen10h 7m4.5 (1.6K)$2 · $0.00
My Dear HamiltonStephanie Dray, Laura Kamoie23h 7m4.4 (63.6K)$46 · $0.00
THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS & SCREWTAPE PROPOSES A TOAST (Annotated)C. S. Lewis5h 6m4.4 (471K)$2 · $0.00
BufferingHannah Hart5h 55m4.4 (12.4K)$24 · $0.00
The Office BFFsJenna Fischer, Angela Kinsey8h 26m4.3 (45.4K)$26 · $0.00
The Collected Stories of Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker8h 36m4.3 (13.6K)$1 · $0.00
LambChristopher Moore15h 22m4.3 (211.3K)$33 · $0.00
#IMomSoHardKristin Hensley, Jen Smedley7h 19m4.3 (7.3K)$24 · $0.00
Mixed PlateJo Koy8h 18m4.3 (7.1K)$26 · $0.00
Over the TopJonathan Van Ness5h 50m4.3 (87.3K)$24 · $0.00
It Never EndsTom Scharpling8h 53m4.4 (2.3K)$20 · $0.00
The Importance of Being EarnestOscar Wilde2h 31m4.3 (475.9K)$1.20 · $0.00
More Tales of the CityArmistead Maupin8h 23m4.3 (22.6K)$26 · $0.00
Joyful Recollections of TraumaPaul Scheer6h 38m4.3 (8.2K)$7 · $0.00
More Than a WomanCaitlin Moran9h 31m4.3 (16.8K)$29 · $0.00
FamesickLena Dunham11h 46m4.3 (49.7K)$29 · $0.00
Scandalous WomenGill Paul10h 46m4.4 (1.5K)$29 · $0.00
You may also like
Springtime SunshineDebbie Macomber12h 18m3.9 (3.6K)$29 · $0.00
Save the DateAllison Raskin8h 49m3.9 (1.7K)$29 · $0.00
The Bookstore DiariesSusan Mallery11h 9m3.9 (8.5K)$24 · $0.00
Rodeo Christmas at Evergreen RanchMaisey Yates11h 52m4.0 (1.2K)$29 · $0.00
Save the DateAllison Raskin8h 49m3.7 (1.7K)$29 · $0.00
The Manning BridesDebbie Macomber12h 19m4.1 (4.7K)$29 · $0.00
The Dude’s Guide to MarriageDarrin Patrick, Amie Patrick4h 49m4.1 (440)$20 · $0.00
Choices Men MakeDwayne S. Joseph4h 56m4.1 (580)$20
The Happiness PlanSusan Mallery10h 59m4.1 (15K)$29 · $0.00
Meet Me in ItalyBrenda Novak12h 11m4.0 (1.6K)$29 · $0.00
I'll Be There for You: The One about FriendsKelsey Miller8h 27m3.9 (20.3K)$22 · $0.00
Marriage of InconvenienceDebbie Macomber6h 21m3.9 (5K)$24 · $0.00
Anne's House of Dreams (Annotated)Lucy Maud Montgomery10h 43m4.3 (4.8K)$2 · $0.00
Navy FamiliesDebbie Macomber13h4.0 (943)$33 · $0.00
The Road to Rose BendNaima Simone11h 45m3.9 (2K)$29 · $0.00
The (Fake) Dating Game/Once Upon You And MeTimothy Janovsky14h 16m4.0 (2.6K)$33 · $0.00
The Coming of BillP. G. Wodehouse8h 21m3.7 (1.5K)$17
At Long LastBrenda Jackson9h 46m4.6 (473)$29 · $0.00
A Proposal They Can't RefuseNatalie Caña8h 29m3.9 (15.3K)$25 · $0.00
Pets of Park AvenueStefanie London9h 29m3.9 (1.7K)$28 · $0.00