Well, Lookie Here the President is a Convicted Felon.
How Can a Buffon Make Nixon Look Like an Amateur?By Gerard HendrixRecorded TrackLength2h 9m
About this audiobook
What happens when you hand the keys to the world’s most powerful democracy to a subsidized fraud?
When Richard Nixon broke the law to protect his power, it was a terrifying display of dark, calculated competence. He laundered money through Mexican banks, deployed CIA operatives, and operated with the disciplined silence of a mafia syndicate.
Today, Watergate looks like a Cub Scout prank.
In Well, Lookie Here The President is a Convicted Felon, we are taken inside the catastrophic, comical, and deeply dangerous reality of the trump era. This is not just the story of a twice-impeached felon who treats the Oval Office like a personal ATM, salutes North Korean generals, and suggests injecting bleach on live television.
It is a ruthless indictment of the cowards who let him do it.
Audiobook details
GenrePolitics and Government, Humor
Length2 hrs 9 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateSep 23, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Opening Credits
2Proverbs
3Acknowledgments
4Author’s Note
5Introduction
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6Chapter 1:Why Watergate Looks Like a Cub Scout Prank
7Chapter 2: The Art of the gop’sSpineless Surrender
8Chapter 3: The Vanity Puppet
9Chapter 4: How to Bankrupt a Country While Staring in a Mirror
10Chapter 5: The Pimping Out of The Oval Office
11Chapter 6: Painted Gold and Paper Mache
12Chapter 7:Dictator Envy
13Chapter 8: The Bleach Brigade Crisis
14Chapter 9: How to Sell the Government to Your Son-in-Law
15Chapter 10: I Beg Your Pardon the Mafia Code of Omertà
16Chapter 11: State TV and the Poisoned Echo Chamber
17Chapter 12: The 11,780-Vote Shakedown
18Chapter 13: How to Buy the Law When You Can’t Beat It
19Chapter 14: The Endless Grift in Real Time
20Chapter 15: A Field Guide to Washington's Spineless Bobble-Head Invertebrates
21Chapter 16:How to Fire-Proof the Republic
22Chapter 17: The Graveyard of Clowns
23Final Proverbs
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