1WAKE UP AND SMELL THE KOOL-AID
10Chapter 9: The First Annual Sovereign Summit (Or: Oh God, There Were So Many People)
2Chapter 1: The Guru Who Couldn’t Even Guru Himself
11Chapter 10: The Sacred Texts, the Schism, and the Splinter Group That Wanted to Rename Tuesday
3Chapter 2: The Algorithm Smiles Upon the Absurd
12Chapter 11: The Sovereign Academy, the Certification Program, and the Dark Night of Derek’s Soul (Which He Accidentally Turned Into a Podcast Episode)
4Chapter 3: The Flock Gathers
13Chapter 12: Five Years Later, or, The State of the Sovereign Church of Chronological Liberation (Non-Denominational)
5Chapter 4: The Summit at Derek’s Apartment
14Chapter 13: The Night Before (A Merlot in Three Acts)
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6Chapter 5: The Spiral
15Chapter 14: What Happened at the Summit While Derek Was Asleep (A Brief, Magnificent, Deeply Unfortunate Account)
7Chapter 6: The Reckoning (Or: Derek Posts an Apology and It Goes Viral)
16“On the morning of our greatest gathering,” Kenneth said, raising his voice over the crowd with the confidence of a man who had fully arrived at his destiny in a navy blazer, “the man who taught us what it means to wake — has chosen not to. He has honored his chronotype. He has lived the truth. He has—” Kenneth paused for effect, and the pause was, objectively, excellent — “walked the walk.”
8Chapter 7: The Number That Changed Everything
17Chapter 15: The Awakening
9Chapter 8: The Transformation of Derek Puddington (Interior)
18Epilogue: Lisbon
