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Length59m
About this audiobook
Ghost stories take a hilariously unspooky turn when recounted by a group of highly intoxicated friends on Christmas Eve. As the punch flows, the supernatural tales become increasingly absurd, jumbled, and hopelessly derailed by the tellers' own confusion. It is a brilliant parody of Victorian horror tropes, substituting genuine chills for uproarious, drunken ineptitude. Every phantom and specter is stripped of its terror, replaced by glorious comedic nonsense. Gather around the fire for a festive spoof that will leave you gasping for breath rather than trembling in fear.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.7 (1.6K)
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GenreGeneral Fiction
Length59 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1TOLD AFTER SUPPER
6THE BLUE CHAMBER
2NOW THE STORIES CAME TO BE TOLD
7A PERSONAL EXPLANATION
3TEDDY BIFFLES' STORY
8MY OWN STORY
4INTERLUDE—THE DOCTOR'S STORY
9IMPRINT | DISCLAIMER
5INTERLUDE
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