Things I Want to Punch in the Face
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Things I Want to Punch in the Face

By Jennifer WorickNarrated by Rebecca Gibel
Length2h 52m

About this audiobook

Jennifer Worick had a bad day. And then a bad week. She channeled her aggravation into creating the blog Things I Want to Punch in the Face, which became a sensation. Although her bad week passed, she has continued to take note of the little irritations that torment us all daily, from old guys with ponytails to twenty-minute coffee prep, bizspeak to vanity plates, celebrity baby names to emoticons. Now, just in time for the holiday season, the book showcases more than one hundred of Worick's most punch-worthy aggravations, rated on a scale of one to five fists. She rants, she vents, and she amuses with little factoids about the things that annoy the crap out of us. In short, she has created a hilarious gift book that has something for everyone to hate, from the last swig of beer, to mashups, to Ed Hardy clothing, to packing tape.

Audiobook details

Rating★★★ 2.8 (434)
Includes Goodreads
GenreHumor
Length2 hrs 52 mins
Narrated byRebecca Gibel
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateOct 1, 2012
LanguageEnglish
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