They Don’t Deliver Pizza in Space

Emmanuel Simms

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Length1h 55m

About this audiobook

Noah’s living room has just been upgraded to the most advanced vessel in the fleet. With a few cardboard boxes, a roll of silver tape, and a galaxy of imagination, the S.S. Whiskers is ready for liftoff. Alongside his co-pilots—Mom and Dad—and his trusty, plush First Mate, Noah is charting a course for the farthest reaches of the Milky Way. But the vacuum of space is full of surprises. Between dodging pillow asteroids, surviving the Black Hole of Doom, and negotiating with neon-green alien stowaways, the crew must rely on their wits and each other to stay on course. "They Don’t Deliver Pizza in Space" is a heartwarming adventure that celebrates the boundless power of play and the magic of a family that journeys together. Buckle up—the mission to Planet Gumdrop is about to begin.

Audiobook details

Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)

GenreChildren's Literature, Fantasy

Length1 hr 55 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateMar 25, 2026

LanguageEnglish

1Introduction

128 The Great Debate: To Earth or Not to Earth

2Copyright

139 Re-entry Sequence Initiated

3Dedication

1410 Mission Debrief and Cleanup

4Acknowledgments

1511 The Surprise Landing

51 Noah&#x27;s Cosmic Playground

16DING DONG!

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62 Countdown to Liftoff: “WHOA!” “ZAP!” “POW!”

17WHOOSH!

73 Hyper-Super-Space-Boost

1812 Cosmic Feast and Future Plans

84 Zero-Gravity Tag

1913 Bedtime Reflections

95 Asteroid Field Ahead

2014 Starry Night Dreams

106 Alien Stowaways

2115 New Day, New Adventure: ABOUT THE AUTHOR

117 Rumbling Tummies in Space

About the author

Emmanuel Simms

Emmanuel Simms MFA is an American writer best known for his book The Rules of a Successful Failure. In his writing, he explores social issues such as race and discrimination within minority communities. Simms has an urban tone in his writing, which allows him to explore these complex topics in a way that is both informative and relatable for his readers. Simms grew up in a low-income, inner-city neighborhood. He witnessed firsthand the effects of discrimination and poverty on minority communities. This shaped his view of the world and inspired him to write about these issues in his books. View all by Emmanuel Simms