The Villainess's Guide to a Lazy Life: Of Snacks, Me, and the Duke
Who knew the path to his heart was paved with cake?By M.M
Length1h 51m
About this audiobook
Waking up as the villain in a cheap romance novel? 0/10, would not recommend.
My only goal is to survive my own tragic ending, which involves being publicly dumped by a cold-hearted duke. So I've got a new plan: ditch the script, avoid the drama, and launch a revolutionary dessert café to fund my early retirement. I'm talking about a life of luxurious laziness, funded by cream puffs.
There's just one gorgeous, grumpy problem. Duke Julian Blackwood.
I tried to get him to break our engagement by telling him he has the personality of broccoli. But instead of being offended, he’s… intrigued.
Now I'm juggling a dessert empire, a surprisingly clingy heroine, and a Duke who thinks my business plan is foreplay. He shows up every day to silently critique my baking, and I'm not sure if he wants to ruin me or kiss me. Honestly, at this point, it could go either way.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Fantasy
Length1 hr 51 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 29, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Chapter 1: The Villainess Wakes Up Craving Pizza
9Chapter 9: The Duke's "Business Investigation"
2Chapter 2: A Survival Guide to the Ball: Avoid the Duke, Find the Desserts
10Chapter 10: A Real Date?
3Chapter 3: Gossip and the Duke's "Challenge"
11Chapter 11: The Plot Thickens
4Chapter 4: Operation "Breakup"
12Chapter 12: The Villainess Strikes Back
5Chapter 5: The Birth of the World's First Dessert Café
13Chapter 13: Confession After the Crisis
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6Chapter 6: An Unlikely Partner
14Chapter 14: The Laziest Marriage Proposal in History
7Chapter 7: Grand Opening and the "Number One Hater"
15Chapter 15: My Duke, My Bestie, and My Afternoon Tea
8Chapter 8: Flames of Jealousy and a Brewing Crisis
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