The Unromantic Mr. Darcy: A Pride and Prejudice Valentine Tale
By Rachelle Ayala
Length5h 37m
About this audiobook
A Valentine’s Day Pride and Prejudice Variation: Who knew the master of Pemberley could be so adorably awful at romance?
When Elizabeth Bennet catches Mr. Darcy criticizing her romantic book choices at the Meryton bookshop, she dismisses him as hopelessly unromantic. But after a toy arrow knocks him into her arms at a Valentine’s Day ball, something shifts. Now the master of Pemberley is determined to prove he can be romantic—even if he hasn’t the faintest idea how.
What follows is a comedy of errors as the logical Mr. Darcy attempts increasingly dramatic gestures to prove his love for Elizabeth: midnight serenades in the rain, elaborate treasure hunts at Pemberley, and poetry that would make Shakespeare cringe.
When Elizabeth’s father shatters what he believes is a farce, Darcy is forced to confront his deepest fears while Elizabeth must face a startling truth: the most unromantic man in England might just have written himself into her heart.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.8 (61)
Includes Goodreads, Amazon
GenreRomance, Fan Fiction
Length5 hrs 37 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateDec 14, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
2Chapter 1: Of Books, Bears, and Biting Wit
3Chapter 2: Cupid’s Fevered Nightmare
4Chapter 3: Punch Bowls and Romantic Traps
5Chapter 4: How Not to Propose Marriage
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6Chapter 5: Bingley as Romantic Advisor
7Chapter 6: The Revenge of a Big Bouquet
8Chapter 7: Navigating Society, One Stumble at a Time
9Chapter 8: Darcy’s Misguided Muse
10Chapter 9: Darcy’s Stormy Serenade
11Chapter 10: A Flawed Invitation
12Chapter 11: Mr. Darcy’s Letter
13Chapter 12: The Mistress Hunt Begins
14Chapter 13: The Proposal Game Continues
15Chapter 14: I Seek No Dowry
16Chapter 15: The Looting of Pemberley
17Chapter 16: Brooding In the Shadow of the Altar
18Chapter 17: A Most Shocking Engagement
19Chapter 18: The Gambit of Hearts
20Chapter 19: The Humbling of Mr. Darcy
21Chapter 20: When Elizabeth Bennet Finally Swooned
22Chapter 21: A Love Neither Chosen nor Fled
23About the Author
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