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Audio only
Length8h 37m
About this audiobook
Felix Gomez, Latino vampire detective extraordinaire, returns in this third entry in the rollickingly fun and bitingly satiric series. . . . “Raymond Chandler could never have imagined an L.A. like this, where hard-boiled, private-eye vampires fight crime, as well as commit a few during lunch breaks.”— Booklist
Felix Gomez, veteran and vampire detective extraordinaire, has survived aliens, nymphomaniacs, and x-rated bloodsuckers. But now the aliens are back in a fiendish conspiracy to kidnap earth women. Only Felix stands between the aliens and their hapless prey. But when an Army hit man attacks Felix and fellow vampire (and sexpert) Carmen, only the astonishing erotic powers of the undead Kama Sutra may be able to save them.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.7 (1.2K)
Includes Goodreads
GenreScience Fiction, Mystery and Thriller, Romance
Length8 hrs 37 mins
Narrated byAndre Chapoy
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateOct 1, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Series
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