Length3h 18m
About this audiobook
Ryan Hayes is nineteen, a commuter, and still sleeping in his childhood twin bed when he fails a quiz, gets left on read, and mutters the worst sentence of his life at the ceiling.
A curvy classmate with a loud laugh asks if he lost a bet. A goth research assistant measures the disaster and starts a journal. A thick rec league striker laughs through a family locker. A devout intern follows him out of church and does not pray. There is a professor with closed blinds, a folklorist’s niece with salt on the floor, a shy barista who cannot look, a sprinter who can, and a house full of “study group” when his parents leave town.
This campus comedy erotica includes a succubus contract, living at home chaos, explicit multiple partner scenes, women of different bodies and backgrounds, size humor, found family energy that got very off task, and a hero who still has to pass microeconomics.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
GenreRomance
Length3 hrs 18 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
11. I’d Sell My Soul for a Better Dick
22. The Upgrade
33. Laundry Day Diplomacy
44. Campus Camouflage
55. Library Fine Print
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66. Interest Payment
77. Gym Membership Problems
88. The Priest Will See You Now
99. Family Dinner, Strategic Napkin
1010. Contract Law for Idiots
1111. The Anchor Problem
1212. Roommate Adjacent
1313. Office Hours
1414. The Folklorist’s Niece
1515. Parents Almost Catch a Demon
1616. Double Date, Single Brain Cell
1717. Museum After Hours
1818. Bad Faith
1919. The Campus Variety Pack
2020. Homecoming, Literally
2121. Make Her Want the Deal
2222. Public Interest
2323. The New Contract
2424. Collection Day That Isn’t
2525. Still Lives With His Parents
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