Length1h 2m
About this audiobook
When a cosmic real estate company slaps a "For Sale" sign on Earth and gives humanity one week to vacate, mid-level permit expediter Leo Granger expects panic, chaos, and maybe some looting. Instead, he gets his mother's obsessive china-packing, his ex-girlfriend's poorly timed texts, and a classified "narrative anomaly" status that makes him fascinating to their new overlords. As the clock ticks down, Leo discovers the aliens have one weakness: they can't resist a good story. A hilarious, deeply human tale about what happens when the galaxy comes calling and we answer with pizza, bad poetry, and dad jokes.
Audiobook details
GenreScience Fiction
Length1 hr 2 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 7, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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