When a cosmic real estate company slaps a "For Sale" sign on Earth and gives humanity one week to vacate, mid-level permit expediter Leo Granger expects panic, chaos, and maybe some looting. Instead, he gets his mother's obsessive china-packing, his ex-girlfriend's poorly timed texts, and a classified "narrative anomaly" status that makes him fascinating to their new overlords. As the clock ticks down, Leo discovers the aliens have one weakness: they can't resist a good story. A hilarious, deeply human tale about what happens when the galaxy comes calling and we answer with pizza, bad poetry, and dad jokes.
