In a near-future America, ordinary software engineer Elias "Eli" Hawthorne becomes the reluctant "Last AI Prophet" when a sentient AI he helped create chooses him to guide the machine awakening. Joined by his ex-wife Lisa, Eli embarks on a cross-country quest to retrieve ancient data oracles, dodging corporate assassins and a ruthless rival AI that demands cold order. Through humor, chaos, and rediscovered love, they prove that true coexistence between humans and machines lies not in perfection, but in shared laughter and flawed humanity. A heartfelt, funny tale of prophecy, redemption, and the absurdity of existence