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Length4h 47m
About this audiobook
It's about time writer Jonah Icicle takes Sandy Keye's hand in marriage ... on Christmas Day!
The Icicle family is upside down again and who better to rescue them? Jonah, of course. As a blizzard builds outside, his fiancé Sandy becomes concerned the storm might threaten their wedding day. No fear, though -- Jonah gears up and plows forward, ready to face the snow and the Icicles.
A new addition to the family surprises him -- Magnum McKee, a snow buddy who happens to be his brother-in-law Bobo's sexual therapy partner. Magnum causes a rift between Jonah's two younger siblings, Jake and Willa. The brother and sister are in a face-off concerning Magnum's position in Willa's "threesome" marriage. Can Jonah smooth out their sibling rivalry before his happy day?
His mohter Pam is hiding a secret. Where is she running off to again? Something is going on and Jonah must get to the bottom of it. And his father Bill hangs out in the neighbor's basement. Jonah has to help put a stop to his straying before he ends up in the next town over.
Throw a blizzard into the mix, Jonah's bottom catching on fire, matching Christmas-themed briefs between Magnum and Bobo, a human snowman, and a wedding coordinator on cocaine. Despite all this, will Jonah have the perfect wedding on Christmas Day? Will he have the chance to marry the man he loves or not?
Audiobook details
Rating★★★ 3.4 (10)
Includes Goodreads
GenreRomance, General Fiction
Length4 hrs 47 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateDec 23, 2020
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2Chapter 1: Vulgarities and Atrocities
3Chapter 2: Bobo's Lost Cause and Jonah's Task
4Chapter 3: Bobo's Bottom
5Chapter 4: A Spoiled Child
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6Chapter 5: Sandy Naps
7Chapter 6: Whore
8Chapter 7: Missing Panties
9Chapter 8: Three Boners
10Chapter 9: Cookie Coke and Swans
11Chapter 10: Down to Business
12Chapter 11: Raccoons and Sixty-Nine
13Chapter 12: Magnum Shares Some Meat
14Chapter 13: Jonah Gets Plowed
15Chapter 14: Hell of a Night
16Chapter 15: Pull Your Pants Up
17Chapter 16: Holding His Man
18Chapter 17: Jingle Balls
19Chapter 18: Football and Being Nibby
20Chapter 19: A Killer Snowman
21Chapter 20: Temptation at its Finest
22Chapter 21: Transgender in Heels
23Chapter 22: Pam's Military Strike
24Chapter 23: Snow-Walk
25Chapter 24: Sweetie Pie Dies
26Chapter 25: Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles.
27Chapter 26: Mrs. Yori Explains
28Chapter 27: Rudy's Man Cave
29Chapter 28: Tea and Confessions
30Chapter 29: A Cry for Help
31Chapter 30: Gift Wrap and a Dildo
32Chapter 31: Bill Tries
33Chapter 32: Sexual Things
34Chapter 33: The Secret Language of Sleeping
35Chapter 34: A Beautiful Disaster
36Chapter 35: High Bro
37Chapter 36: Panic and Worry
38Chapter 37: Unicorns and Rainbows
39Chapter 38: Rory's Abs
40Chapter 39: Preparatory Matters
41Chapter 40: Mother Nature's Big Boner
42Chapter 41: Best Day Ever
43Chapter 42: A Rough Ride
44Chapter 43: Even God Pees
45Chapter 44: The Devil Arrives
46Chapter 45: Playing on Beanbag Chairs
47Chapter 46: You're the Main Entrée
48Chapter 47: A Bad Guy
49Chapter 48: Magnum Medicine
50Chapter 49: Out from Under Me
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