1The Hippo Who Fell to Earth
5Chapter 3: Repatriation Ridiculousness (And the Limits of Probability Fibers)
2By Donald Beavers
6Chapter 4: The Accidental Arbiter and the Resonance of Stillness
3Chapter 1: Quantum Ripple Effects and Unexpected Aerial Fauna
7Chapter 5: Embracing the Existential Pachyderm (Or, How the City Budget Gained a Watermelon Line Item)
4Chapter 2: Preliminary Contemplation and Municipal Panic
8Chapter 6: The New Normal (Again), Featuring Watermelons and Existential Acceptance
