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Length4h 57m
About this audiobook
A van full of handcuffed criminals speeds towards the Dark Tower.
What could go wrong?
A lot, apparently. Especially when Jax’s assassin happens to be in the vehicle destined for oblivion.
She uses the term "assassin" loosely, of course, because Darick also happens to be a stalker, a spy, a healer mage, and her number one crush.
But this is no love story.
Sure, there’s a woman being haunted by her dead husband.
And the new captain of the paranormal special ops force who doesn’t hide his obsession for a certain kick-ass detective of the girl wizard variety.
And a magical albino ferret who has a deep and abiding affection for popcorn. (Yes, popcorn. But go easy on the salt.)
So: Spells, yes. Explosions, yes. Killer sharks…maybe. And a whole lot of magic, adventure, and mayhem.
But this is certainly no love story
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy, Action and Adventure
Length4 hrs 57 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 23, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1The Ember Isles
22Chapter 21: The Deadling Djinn
2Chapter 1: A Half-Knitted Sailboat
23Chapter 22: A Gray-Colored Dream
3Chapter 2: Dresden Drive
24Chapter 23: Limbo Land
4Chapter 3: Invisible Ink
25Chapter 24: Black Spiderweb
5Chapter 4: Dragon's Maw
26Chapter 25: The Laser Dungeon
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6Chapter 5: A Clang of a Tin Cup
27Chapter 26: Shattered Spiderweb
7Chapter 6: The More Intimate, the More Dangerous
28Chapter 27: Glamour Guns Blazing
8Chapter 7: One Hundred Gold Points
29Chapter 28: Cymbal-Clashing Circus Monkeys
9Chapter 8: Spike
30Chapter 29: Every Muscle and Every Heartstring
10Chapter 9: Copper Clocks
31Chapter 30: Street Splashes
11Chapter 10: Stuck between the Crosshairs of Luck and Loss
32Chapter 31: Violent Puddle of Blood
12Chapter 11: Raguk Magra
33Chapter 32: Mad Bad World
13Chapter 12: Animated Wallpaper
34Chapter 33: A Cadillac Packed with Dynamite
14Chapter 13: The Ember Isles
35Chapter 34: Peppy Pentester
15Chapter 14: Pet Specter
36Chapter 35: Eyes the Color of Ice
16Chapter 15: Sweet as a Poisoned Peach
37Chapter 36: Invisibilis Factus
17Chapter 16: Black Bloom of Guilt
38Chapter 37: A Popsicle in Uniform
18Chapter 17: A Cloud in a Jar
39Chapter 38: A Beautiful Dream
19Chapter 18: A Dumpster Fire of Magnificent Proportions
40Chapter 39: Congrats on the Cocktail Pickle
20Chapter 19: Orphanos
41Chapter 40: Listen to the Ghost
21Chapter 20: His Clothes Were Made of Smoke
42Epilogue
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