Length46m
About this audiobook
Emmett Beauregard, a hapless Georgia grocery store manager, pulls a rusted sword from a Piggly Wiggly parking lot while chasing a wiener dog. The sword, Excalibaugh, awakens ancient magic and plunges him into a destiny he never wanted. With the help of a skeptical folklorist, a cryptic bait shop owner, and a coven of senior citizens guarding a secret crown, Emmett must unite his quirky town against shadowy forces from America's oldest darkness. A humorous, human-hearted fantasy about found family and unexpected heroes.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy
Length46 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 24, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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