Emmett Beauregard, a hapless Georgia grocery store manager, pulls a rusted sword from a Piggly Wiggly parking lot while chasing a wiener dog. The sword, Excalibaugh, awakens ancient magic and plunges him into a destiny he never wanted. With the help of a skeptical folklorist, a cryptic bait shop owner, and a coven of senior citizens guarding a secret crown, Emmett must unite his quirky town against shadowy forces from America's oldest darkness. A humorous, human-hearted fantasy about found family and unexpected heroes.
