Length16m
About this audiobook
You know that feeling when you’re absolutely certain you’re right, and then reality slaps you in the face like a wet fish? That’s basically my entire existence. I’ve walked into the wrong apartment building. Twice. I’ve introduced myself to a mannequin at a party. And last Tuesday, I somehow ended up in a stranger’s backseat because I thought their Honda was my Uber. This book is a collection of moments where my brain decided to take a vacation without telling me. If you’ve ever waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at you, or spent ten minutes pushing a door that clearly says PULL, welcome home. You’re going to feel so much better about your life choices after reading mine.
Audiobook details
GenreOther
Length16 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 15, 2025
LanguageEnglish
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