“Animal Dwarf Bandits” with Tommy Guns are on a crime spree in Georgia!
Dillinger-style bank heists are being committed by a dangerous gang of little people wearing animal masks. Enter ursine photojournalist Thelonious T. Bear. Still smarting from his misadventures in Norfolk, he’s eager to begin his assignment in the American South. However, Thelonious soon learns that the South isn’t all fried chicken and sweet tea. In between encounters with a trigger-happy farmer and a fire-and-brimstone preacher with a snake, he’s stalked by a man in a red pickup truck and nearly bear-napped by a family of hillbillies. Thelonious’s resemblance to one of the bank bandits puts him on the radar of Sheriff Maynard Grizzle and budding reporter Nate Jessop, both of whom are convinced he’s in the gang. As the robberies gain more media attention, locals smell fame in the air. Suddenly everyone wants in on the action. And Thelonious finds himself at the heart of yet another series of crimes!
Smalltown
Mystery
Crime
Adventure
Thriller
Journey
Detective
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Mystery and Thriller
Length6 hrs 1 min
Publish dateApr 22, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Cover Page
16Chapter Twelve
2Praise for Rotten Peaches (The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles)
17Chapter Thirteen
3Copyright Page
18Chapter Fourteen
4Prologue
19Chapter Fifteen
5Chapter One
20Chapter Sixteen
6Chapter Two
21Chapter Seventeen
7Chapter Three
22Chapter Eighteen
8Chapter Four
23Chapter Nineteen
9Chapter Five
24Chapter Twenty
10Chapter Six
25Chapter Twenty-one
11Chapter Seven
26Chapter Twenty-two
12Chapter Eight
27Chapter Twenty-three
13Chapter Nine
28Chapter Twenty-four
14Chapter Ten
29Epilogue
15Chapter Eleven
30About the Authors
About the author
Mitzi Szereto and Teddy Tedaloo
Mitzi Szereto is an American-British author, anthology editor, and short story writer whose work spans multiple genres, most recently in true crime. She has appeared internationally on radio and television and at major literature festivals around the globe. She edited the first anthology of erotic fiction to include a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature. A story contribution from her crime fiction anthology Getting Even: Revenge Stories received a “Highly Commended” from the Crime Writers’ Association’s Short Story Dagger. Follow her on social media @mitziszereto.com.View all by Mitzi Szereto and Teddy Tedaloo
