Prompt the Heavens
A Cultivation Progression FantasyBy Slop Dealer
Length6h 58m
About this audiobook
Nikola wakes in a ditch outside Dusthaven — a qi-starved border town on the edge of collapse. The forge runs at thirty percent efficiency, the alchemist works with century-old data, and the governor just doubled the weapons tribute.
He has no cultivation ability. No memory of how he got here.
What he does have is the Archive: an ancient intelligence from a dead civilization, embedded in his mind, answering exactly five precisely-worded questions per day.
With inspection looming and the town falling apart, Nikola does the one thing no one expects from a powerless outsider:
He starts solving problems.
But every answer has a price. A disciple notices a mortal shouldn’t know advanced cultivator metallurgy. The Archive’s data sometimes fails local conditions. And when the binding agent it recommends no longer exists, Nikola learns the hard way that the voice in his head can be misleading.
One wrong question could end everything.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy, Other
Length6 hrs 58 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 11, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
10Chapter 9: How Does a Mortal Know?
2Chapter 1: Five Tokens Remain
11Chapter 10: The Deal
3Chapter 2: The Tribute Problem
12Chapter 11: Two Forges
4Chapter 3: The Alchemist's Hut
13Chapter 12: One Token Left
5Chapter 4: The Ember Forge
14Chapter 13: Tribute Day
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6Chapter 5: The Rhythm
15Chapter 14: The Day After
7Chapter 6: The Forge Hums
16Chapter 15: The Flat Stone
8Chapter 7: The Sect Compound
17Chapter 16: He's Back
9Chapter 8: Outdated Information
18Chapter 17: Stage One Complete
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