Length2h 20m
About this audiobook
When folklore researcher Phineas Wickshire accidentally destroys a centuries-old elf house in Reykjavík — with his own backside — he assumes the worst is behind him. He's wrong. The house's furious three-inch owner, Pip, invokes an ancient debt of elf law and follows him all the way home to Camden, moving uninvited into Phineas's already-chaotic Victorian townhouse. What begins as a campaign of miniature revenge slowly becomes something neither of them planned for — and considerably harder to walk away from.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy
Length2 hrs 20 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 23, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
10Chapter 9: The Great Furniture War
2Chapter 1: The Accidental Tourist
11Chapter 10: The Wardrobe Expedition
3Chapter 2: The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Sugar
12Chapter 11: Holiday Hospitality and Its Complications
4Chapter 3: Negotiations and the Finer Points of Elf Law
13Chapter 12: The Dinner Party Disaster
5Chapter 4: The Construction Project
14Chapter 13: The Great Coffee Debate and Other Matters of Civilization
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6Chapter 5: The Dinner Party Incident
15Chapter 14: On the Matter of Records and What They Mean
7Chapter 6: The Verdict
16Chapter 15: Month Three and What It Produced
8Chapter 7: Domestic Warfare
17Chapter 16: What the Council Knew
9Chapter 8: The Fine Art of Coexistence
18Epilogue: Six Months Later (At Minimum)
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