1Title Page
15Don’t lie to yourself
2Copyright
16Don’t put your goddamn foot in your mouth
3Don’t fantasize about your best friend’s dad
17Don’t have sex out in the open
4Wear your mask responsibly
18If you want it, you can have it.
5Never say never
19Don’t fall in love with a woman you can’t have
6Keep a two drink limit on dates
20Never fall in love
7Definitely don’t fuck your best friend’s dad
21Never let your friend set you up without your permission
8Don’t admit how badly you fucked up
22The truth will set you free
9Don’t finger bang your daughter’s best friend
23Don’t try to figure out your life while drunk
10Get over someone by having sex with someone else
24You gotta leave with the man you came with
11Don’t fall for your “sex arrangement”
25Don’t leave the party when you’re the guest of honor
12Never have sex outside where the neighbors can hear you
26Acknowledgments
13When in doubt, say “no”
27About the Author
14Don’t let feelings develop when it’s supposed to be “just sex”
28Also by Cadence Keys
