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No Tea, No Shade
Life as a Drag QueenBy Kennedy Ann Scott, Alexis Michelle, Olivia Lux, Julie J, Lagoona Bloo, Nina WestNarrated by Kennedy Ann Scott, Lagoona Bloo, Alexis Michelle, Olivia Lux, Julie J, Nina West, Daniel HenningLength8h 31m
About this audiobook
Intimate, hilarious, and inspiring essays written and read by celebrated drag queens Kennedy Ann Scott, Lagoona Bloo, Alexis Michelle, Olivia Lux, Julie J., and Nina West.
"No Tea, No Shade is an essential read for anyone who has searched for a way to feel like themselves." -- Booklist
No Tea, No Shade is a collective anthem written by six drag queens who believe in equality, peace, and in a world that loves and respects all people. The defiant legacy of drag will endure fearmongering and hate because their hearts have endured the unthinkable, their courage has been relentlessly tested, and to be blunt, they have the balls to prevail.
When these gorgeous queens wear a stunning gown with picture perfect makeup, haters label them as inappropriate and unlawful. They are entertainers not predators. Drag is an art of self-expression that, at its core, affirms and uplifts LGBTQIA+ people.
No Tea, No Shade features thirty essays discussing:
Social activism, Drag Story Hour, and education.
Coming out, gender, and equality.
Relationships, setting goals, and rejection.
Celebrating womanhood, family, and image.
Kennedy Ann Scott was awarded Teacher of the Year in Nashville, Tennessee. Lagoona Bloo starred on the Off-Broadway hit Drag: the Musical, and Alex Michaels received a stellar review from the New York Times for their role in La Cage Aux Falles at Barrington Stage Company. Olivia Lux starred in Rent and Kinky Boots. Julie J raised more than $100,000 for trans and LGBTQIA+ organizations. Nina West received an honorary doctorate in May 2024 and is a well-known entertainer, having worked with everyone from Glenn Close to Kermit the Frog.
Despite the pervasive danger of being authentic and real, these drag artists have chosen to fight for LGBTQIA+ rights. They remind us that a person’s identity shouldn’t be marginalized to genitals. Identity categories are not as important as we have been led to believe, and the shade casted on drag is just a scapegoat. It is a distraction political figures and trolls use to lure people away from caring about serious issues like equality, gun violence, poverty, and racism.
No Tea, No Shade shines a light on a community of people who are paving the way for a better world and holding the light for others to step up.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 4.4 (99)
Includes Goodreads
GenreBiography and Memoir, Other, Literary Classics
Length8 hrs 31 mins
Narrated byKennedy Ann Scott, Lagoona Bloo, Alexis Michelle, Olivia Lux, Julie J, Nina West, Daniel Henning
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateSep 23, 2025
LanguageEnglish
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