My Shadow Quit on Tuesday and Took the Apocalypse With It
By Phillip Holland
Length2h 5m
About this audiobook
One ordinary Tuesday, a man's shadow walks away—and steals the apocalypse with it. Now reality is splitting apart as living shadows, impossible cities, forgotten gods, and strange inventions collide. Chasing his own missing shadow becomes humanity's only hope for survival. Packed with action, comedy, mystery, inventive worldbuilding, and anime-inspired spectacle, this fantasy adventure explores identity, destiny, and what happens when the darkest part of yourself decides it no longer needs you.
Audiobook details
GenreScience Fiction, Fantasy
Length2 hrs 5 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 1, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2Chapter One: We Regret the Scheduled End of Everything
3Chapter Two: My Shadow Requests Back Pay
4Chapter Three: Seven Suns, Zero Witnesses
5Chapter Four: An Apology in Search of a Crime
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6Chapter Five: The Chancellor Has a Point, Which Is Rude
7Chapter Six: Maybe-Me Becomes Definitely Dangerous
8Chapter Seven: The Cleanest Apocalypse in History
9Chapter Eight: Umbra Wants a Turn Holding the Leash
10Chapter Nine: The Sentence with an Actual Subject
11Chapter Ten: Funeral Umbrella versus Artificial Sun
12Chapter Eleven: Nobody Gets to Own the Dark
13Chapter Twelve: Tuesday Applies for a Wednesday
14Author Note
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