Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn't want to jump off a cliff.
They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquified SPAM. But what are you supposed to do when you're being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you?
One thing is for sure, it will be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
Want to join in the fun? Fire up the online maps and follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the Pez museum to the largest ball of twine in the world.
Watch out for the Frisbee grenades!
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of nineteen series of books for children, as well as stand-alone novels. The Baseball Card Adventure series has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world, and the My Weird School series has sold more than 36 million copies. His Honus & Me was adapted into a made-for-television movie called The Winning Season. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, he has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. Visit him on his weird website at www.DanGutman.com.View all by Dan Gutman
