Length7h 56m
About this audiobook
MUST HATE DOGS
Do you hate dogs? Only want to talk about yourself? Is having a sense of humor something you’ve never been accused of? Think eating for pleasure is a complete waste of time? Agree that tipping is for suckers? Then you’re the date for me.
Dixon Beckett is the kind of guy who loves his mama, treats women right, and never ever wants to fall in love again. That’s why he’ll do anything to win a bet to be the last single man standing by Christmas.
He’s got a plan, too. Create the most no-good, horrible, very bad dating profile in existence. Only someone actually responds to his ad …
The rules say he has to go on six dates with the first (or in his case, only) person who answers—even if that person is Fiona Hartigan: hater of dogs, non-lover of any delicious food, and zero sense of humor.
But something feels off about this pariah. In fact, Dixon is almost positive Fiona is just pretending to be awful. Pretending to be the most horrible date in existence. And she’s most definitely pretending to not be as interested in him as he is in her.
The more Dixon Beckett starts to unravel the mystery of why Fiona answered his ad in the first place, the more he starts considering the most vile, awful, terrible idea ever … falling in love.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.8 (3.8K)
Includes Goodreads
GenreRomance
Length7 hrs 56 mins
Narrated byTim Paige, Avery Reid
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateDec 29, 2021
LanguageEnglish
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