Lady Penelope's Guide to Dating
A Very Proper Guide to Courtship, Romance, Bad Decisions, and Knowing When to LeaveBy Lady Penelope Beaufort-SmytheRecorded TrackLength1h 50m
About this audiobook
When Lady Penelope Beaufort-Smythe offers her advice on dating, romance and the modern gentleman, you may wish to take notes.
From first dates and mysterious text messages to second chances, warning signs and the delicate art of knowing when to leave, Lady Penelope has a rule for almost everything.
Drawing on traditional notions of courtship, modern dating disasters and a few mistakes of her own, Lady Penelope explains how to date without chasing, remain interested without losing your dignity, and recognise the difference between genuine chemistry and a man who simply happens to own a very attractive country house.
With wit, warmth and more than a little British common sense, Lady Penelope’s Guide to Dating is an entirely proper handbook for the modern romantic — particularly those who have already made several improper decisions.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Mystery and Thriller
Length1 hr 50 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateSep 18, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1LADY PENELOPE'S GUIDE TO DATING
26Chapter Twenty-Five
2Chapter One
27Chapter Twenty-Six
3Chapter Two
28Chapter Twenty-Seven
4Chapter Three
29Chapter Twenty-Eight
5Chapter Four
30Chapter Twenty-Nine
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6Chapter Five
31Chapter Thirty
7Chapter Six
32Chapter Thirty-One
8Chapter Seven
33Chapter Thirty-Two
9Chapter Eight
34Chapter Thirty-Three
10Chapter Nine
35Chapter Thirty-Four
11Chapter Ten
36Chapter Thirty-Five
12Chapter Eleven
37Chapter Thirty-Six
13Chapter Twelve
38Chapter Thirty-Seven
14Chapter Thirteen
39Chapter Thirty-Eight
15Chapter Fourteen
40Chapter Thirty-Nine
16Chapter Fifteen
41Chapter Forty
17Chapter Sixteen
42Chapter Forty-One
18Chapter Seventeen
43Chapter Forty-Two
19Chapter Eighteen
44Chapter Forty-Three
20Chapter Nineteen
45Chapter Forty-Four
21Chapter Twenty
46Chapter Forty-Five
22Chapter Twenty-One
47Chapter Forty-Six
23Chapter Twenty-Two
48Chapter Forty- Seven
24Chapter Twenty-Three
49Chapter Forty-Eight
25Chapter Twenty-Four
50Chapter Forty-Nine
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