Length12m
About this audiobook
We promise you dark Slavic humor, delicious gnomes, and… an appetite for more.
Gnomes Taste Best with Thyme is a short story that won the JaSkier Literary Award in 2019.
In this world, if you don’t pass your witchcraft exam by the age of 30, you become an unemployed outcast (no more dental insurance, hello to cheap frozen meals for the rest of your life).
This witch is 28 years old and on the verge of a mental breakdown. She can’t afford to be late, but the bridge trolls have other plans.
Will she make it on time?
And the most important question – are gnomes better roasted with thyme, or as a filling for Polish kielbasa?
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy
Length12 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 18, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2How to pronounce the Polish names
3Author
4Cover Art
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