Length1h 57m
About this audiobook
A very funny self-help guide by Amy Mah (Vampire) for teenage vampire girls, the guide is fully illustrated and is written in an easy to follow A - Z format explaining everything a teenage vampire girl would need to know about living life as a modern Vampire. Q: What is fashionable to wear when eating out? A: Well you are a vampire so whatever you wear it is fashionable and normally black to help hide the blood stains, Fang maintenance & how to keep your claws sharp, the food appreciates a well-dressed vampire with well-polished fangs and claws. Should you let a boy bite you on the first date? Sigh of course not it’s a date he has to hunt for the dinner. Easy to understand clear advice is given to every day problems Example: When you get an urge to bite: We all get those normal urges to bite things, and I must point out it is very normal, Claws are all well and good in a fight but a bite gives the extra advantage of getting a refreshing drink at the same time. Lots of girls worry about showing their Fangs in public believing that to show your fangs is rude but don't be shy they can be a girl's greatest asset (ok second greatest asset)
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 4.1 (162)
Includes Goodreads, Amazon
GenreFantasy, Fairy Tales and Folklore
Length1 hr 57 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 2, 2015
LanguageEnglish
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