
Every Freakin' Time
What if Death is Love's Greatest Gift?By Robert LiPumaLength7h 49m
About this audiobook
A cosmic love story about the gift we fear most—and why we need it.
Jewel and Roen have died for love across countless lifetimes, always reaching for each other just before death pulls them apart.
Every. Freakin’. Time.
But in this life, their hands finally touch. Love becomes whole—and Death walks away.
Morgan, once Death itself, quits and tries to live like a human. Without endings, the universe begins to unravel. Time freezes. Grief stalls. Nothing can heal.
To save reality, Jewel and Roen must face what they’ve avoided for centuries: understanding death not as love’s enemy, but its partner. Guided by a newly sentient coffee machine, they journey through broken realities and meet exhausted versions of Death who reveal a hard truth—some things matter because they end.
Every Freakin’ Time is a genre-defying novel about love, mortality, and why letting go may be love’s bravest act.
Audiobook details
GenreScience Fiction
Length7 hrs 49 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJan 13, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2Chapter 1: The Pattern
3Chapter 2: The Echo
4Chapter 3: The Pull
5Chapter 4: The Connection
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6Chapter 5: The Awakening
7Chapter 6: The Messenger
8Chapter 7: Employee of the Month
9Chapter 8: The First Jump
10Chapter 9: The Eternal Moment
11Chapter 10: Ronnie
12Chapter 11: The Meaning of Moments
13Snarky Interlude #1: A Word About Time Loops
14Chapter 12: Perfect Safety
15Chapter 13: Nate
16Chapter 14: The Choice
17Snarky Interlude #2: On Romantic Stagnation
18Chapter 15: What Remains
19Chapter 16: Helen
20Chapter 17: The Mercy of Endings
21Snarky Interlude #3: On Merciful Endings
22Chapter 18: The Mourning House
23Chapter19: Mo
24Chapter 20: The Farewell
25Snarky Interlude #4: On Companionship
26Chapter 21: The Untouchables
27Chapter 22: Al
28Chapter 23: Final Judgment
29Snarky Interlude #5: On Justice and Respect
30Chapter 24: The Long Ward
31Chapter 25: Jimmy
32Chapter 26: The Last Gift
33Snarky Interlude #6: On Mercy and Compassion
34Chapter 27: The Eternal Bond
35Chapter 28: Mick
36Chapter 29: The Legend Born
37Snarky Interlude #7: On Legends and Endings
38Chapter 30: The Retirement Party
39Chapter 31: The Plan
40Snarky Interlude #8: On Borrowed Time
41Epilogue: Every Freakin' Time
42End Credits