
Every Freakin' Time
What if Death is Love's Greatest Gift?By Robert LiPumaLength7h 49m
About this audiobook
A cosmic love story about the gift we fear most—and why we need it.
Jewel and Roen have died for love across countless lifetimes, always reaching for each other just before death pulls them apart.
Every. Freakin’. Time.
But in this life, their hands finally touch. Love becomes whole—and Death walks away.
Morgan, once Death itself, quits and tries to live like a human. Without endings, the universe begins to unravel. Time freezes. Grief stalls. Nothing can heal.
To save reality, Jewel and Roen must face what they’ve avoided for centuries: understanding death not as love’s enemy, but its partner. Guided by a newly sentient coffee machine, they journey through broken realities and meet exhausted versions of Death who reveal a hard truth—some things matter because they end.
Every Freakin’ Time is a genre-defying novel about love, mortality, and why letting go may be love’s bravest act.
Audiobook details
GenreScience Fiction
Length7 hrs 49 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJan 13, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
22Chapter 18: The Mourning House
2Chapter 1: The Pattern
23Chapter19: Mo
3Chapter 2: The Echo
24Chapter 20: The Farewell
4Chapter 3: The Pull
25Snarky Interlude #4: On Companionship
5Chapter 4: The Connection
26Chapter 21: The Untouchables
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6Chapter 5: The Awakening
27Chapter 22: Al
7Chapter 6: The Messenger
28Chapter 23: Final Judgment
8Chapter 7: Employee of the Month
29Snarky Interlude #5: On Justice and Respect
9Chapter 8: The First Jump
30Chapter 24: The Long Ward
10Chapter 9: The Eternal Moment
31Chapter 25: Jimmy
11Chapter 10: Ronnie
32Chapter 26: The Last Gift
12Chapter 11: The Meaning of Moments
33Snarky Interlude #6: On Mercy and Compassion
13Snarky Interlude #1: A Word About Time Loops
34Chapter 27: The Eternal Bond
14Chapter 12: Perfect Safety
35Chapter 28: Mick
15Chapter 13: Nate
36Chapter 29: The Legend Born
16Chapter 14: The Choice
37Snarky Interlude #7: On Legends and Endings
17Snarky Interlude #2: On Romantic Stagnation
38Chapter 30: The Retirement Party
18Chapter 15: What Remains
39Chapter 31: The Plan
19Chapter 16: Helen
40Snarky Interlude #8: On Borrowed Time
20Chapter 17: The Mercy of Endings
41Epilogue: Every Freakin' Time
21Snarky Interlude #3: On Merciful Endings
42End Credits