Length5h 24m
About this audiobook
Are you looking for a bit of bizarre in your life?
Something a LITTLE different?
Something a LOTTLE exciting?
Oh, you are? That's great! You're in good hands.
Well, technically, I'm the one in good hands... YOUR hands.
...
If you like that, you'll love what's inside.
Speaking of...
The universe is in dire straits, and the answer is an idiom.
Meet Freddy Lang; a dry, sociopathic journalist, navigating the universe in pursuit of miraculous idiom events, and the thread that connects them.
In a story that unravels more than a fisherman’s spool on a Sunday afternoon, you're in for a helluva ride.
Freddy assembles an unlikely team, covers one of them in beef dripping gravy “for art”, and discovers the answers he’s pursuing are entwined with the foundations of language itself.
Your imagination wants to set sail… Don’t miss the boat!
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 4.5 (4)
GenreScience Fiction, Humor
Length5 hrs 24 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJun 20, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2Chapter 1: Kick the Bucket
3Chapter 2: First Frog
4Chapter 3: FROJECTile RE:SPAWN
5Chapter 4: The Extinguished Gentleman
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6Chapter 5: Spaceport™
7Chapter 6: In-flight Entertainment
8Chapter 7: Thenden in Tumulsus
9Chapter 8: Under the Weather
10Chapter 9: A Nice Cup of Tea and a Lie Down
11Chapter 10: The Overlap Principle
12Chapter 11: Stealing Thunder
13Chapter 12: Very Important Context
14Chapter 13: Worldplay
15Chapter 14: Repercussions
16Chapter 15: Returning, Returning, Returning
17Chapter 16: Galactic Assailant
18Chapter 17: The Master Plan, The Masterpiece and The Masterclass
19Chapter 18: Elissa’s Verse
20Chapter 19: Hahahave a Good Life
21Chapter 20: To Bury the Hatchet
22Chapter 21: Survive Now, Die Later
23Chapter 22: All the Days That Remain
24Chapter 23: Coordinates
25Chapter 24: Freddy and Cory
26Chapter 25: Don’t Miss the Boat
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