Length5h 24m
About this audiobook
Are you looking for a bit of bizarre in your life?
Something a LITTLE different?
Something a LOTTLE exciting?
Oh, you are? That's great! You're in good hands.
Well, technically, I'm the one in good hands... YOUR hands.
...
If you like that, you'll love what's inside.
Speaking of...
The universe is in dire straits, and the answer is an idiom.
Meet Freddy Lang; a dry, sociopathic journalist, navigating the universe in pursuit of miraculous idiom events, and the thread that connects them.
In a story that unravels more than a fisherman’s spool on a Sunday afternoon, you're in for a helluva ride.
Freddy assembles an unlikely team, covers one of them in beef dripping gravy “for art”, and discovers the answers he’s pursuing are entwined with the foundations of language itself.
Your imagination wants to set sail… Don’t miss the boat!
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 4.5 (4)
GenreScience Fiction, Humor
Length5 hrs 24 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJun 20, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2Chapter 1: Kick the Bucket
3Chapter 2: First Frog
4Chapter 3: FROJECTile RE:SPAWN
5Chapter 4: The Extinguished Gentleman
Show all chaptersShow less
6Chapter 5: Spaceport™
7Chapter 6: In-flight Entertainment
8Chapter 7: Thenden in Tumulsus
9Chapter 8: Under the Weather
10Chapter 9: A Nice Cup of Tea and a Lie Down
11Chapter 10: The Overlap Principle
12Chapter 11: Stealing Thunder
13Chapter 12: Very Important Context
14Chapter 13: Worldplay
15Chapter 14: Repercussions
16Chapter 15: Returning, Returning, Returning
17Chapter 16: Galactic Assailant
18Chapter 17: The Master Plan, The Masterpiece and The Masterclass
19Chapter 18: Elissa’s Verse
20Chapter 19: Hahahave a Good Life
21Chapter 20: To Bury the Hatchet
22Chapter 21: Survive Now, Die Later
23Chapter 22: All the Days That Remain
24Chapter 23: Coordinates
25Chapter 24: Freddy and Cory
26Chapter 25: Don’t Miss the Boat
A Civil CampaignLois McMaster Bujold18h 49m$32
Warrior’s FateWalt Browning10h 37m$20
The RisenErica Stevens10h 17m$20
100 Years to ExtinctionPeter Solomon14h 48m$27
Amazing Tales Volume 1Max Williams et al.4h 5m$2.30
H. G. Wells: Collected Works (Annotated)H. G. Wells427h 28m$2 · $0.00
Scars of RebellionAnthony J. Melchiorri12h 56m$25
The Galaxy, and the Ground WithinBecky Chambers9h 56m$29 · $0.00
AvengerBlair Howard9h 54m$23
Core’s AttackS.E. Smith5h 57m$17
TimelessR. A. Salvatore12h 30m$33 · $0.00
The Extinction New Zealand Series Box SetAdrian J. Smith23h 7m$30
The Quantum ChainNick Jones12h 59m$23
Thud!Terry Pratchett12h 29m$8 · $0.00
We’re AliveKc Wayland5h 10m$15
Science Fiction & Fantasy CollectionH. P. Lovecraft16h 32m$2 · $0.00
Zephyrus One, Episode 1 - Crashing DownDave Huston41m4.8 (50) · 1539Free
GhostdriftSuzanne Palmer13h 38m$27
Before the Coffee Gets Cold: A Toshikazu Kawaguchi Book SetToshikazu Kawaguchi18h 55m$40 · $0.00
The Twilight Zone Companion, Second EditionMarc Scott Zicree16h 46m$28 · $0.00
What If? 10th Anniversary EditionRandall Munroe7h 29m$23
Welcome to PawneeJim O'Heir6h 24m$24 · $0.00
Going PostalTerry Pratchett13h 36m$33 · $0.00
Woman UninterruptedBrodie Kane7h 1m$24 · $0.00
1984 & Animal Farm (Annotated)George Orwell15h 54m$3 · $0.00
Kingsblood Royal (Annotated)Sinclair Lewis14h 42m$2 · $0.00
Hot Cowgirl Sh*tLacie Evans2h 15m$15
This Is Going to HurtAdam Kay5h 47m$24 · $0.00
MAKE WAY FOR LUCIA - Complete Mapp and Lucia Series (6 Novels & 2 Short Stories)E. F. Benson60h 25m$1 · $0.00
You Will Get Through This NightDaniel Howell6h 56m$24 · $0.00
Northanger Abbey (Annotated)Jane Austen10h 7m$2 · $0.00
My Dear HamiltonStephanie Dray, Laura Kamoie23h 7m$46 · $0.00
THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS & SCREWTAPE PROPOSES A TOAST (Annotated)C. S. Lewis5h 6m$2 · $0.00
The Night Before Christmas at Dunder MifflinBrian Baumgartner, Ben Silverman6m$4 · $0.00
The Complete Novels of G. K. Chesterton (Annotated)G. K. Chesterton58h 29m$3 · $0.00
The Complete Works of SakiSaki, H. H. Munro52h 37m$2 · $0.00
Jungle UpNick Pirog10h 8m$20
The 13½ Lives of Captain BluebearWalter Moers16h 10m$28
Damon Runyon OmnibusDamon Runyon27h$2 · $0.00
Don Quixote (illustrated & annotated)Miguel de Cervantes44h 11m$1 · $0.00
You may also like
Our SaviourAnonymous15m$2 · $0.00
Jesus the Christ (Annotated)James E. Talmage33h 58m$2 · $0.00
Divine by BloodP. C. Cast11h 39m$23
God in SandalsMargaret Montreuil11h 55m$23 · $0.00
The Dark Arrow of TimeMassimo Villata7h 36m$17
Without a ShadowH. J. Reynolds10h 19m$25
Ancient Aliens®The Producers of Ancient Aliens5h 10m$24 · $0.00
Men of the BibleDwight Lyman Moody3h 40m$1 · $0.00
Rocket ArmTim Green6h 28m$24 · $0.00
The Finding Of Haldgren and The Hammer of ThorCharles Willard Diffin4h 29m$2.30
Seeds of Faith: 12 Essential Christian Books for Spiritual GrowthJames Hartwell Willard, Amy Steedman10h 35m$2 · $0.00
Daughters of the WildNatalka Burian10h 6m$29 · $0.00
Abner DanielWill N. Harben9h 22m$1 · $0.00
UnravelingElizabeth Norris10h 54m$29 · $0.00
The Epic of PaulWilliam Cleaver Wilkinson7h 53m$2 · $0.00
Inkbound: Meticulous Jones and the Shadow CompassPhilippa Leathley7h 43m$26 · $0.00
I AM. JESUS.Martin Korpowski1h 31m$14 · $0.00
True to his ColoursTheodore P. Wilson8h 53m$2 · $0.00
The Invasion of HeavenMichael B. Koep12h 30m$23
Dimension Why #2: Revenge of the SequelJohn Cusick7h 17m$24 · $0.00