COLLAR

By Mariusz Trynka
Listen with Sir Michael Caine™ and 1,000+ voices
Length15h 5m

About this audiobook

You have never read a book like this. Not this story. And above all, not this voice. There is a reason this text tells you nothing about what’s inside. Not because there’s nothing to tell, but because this book only works once, and that one time belongs to you. This is all the archive will release: › POWER ON › SELF TEST ......................... OK › CAMERA ACTIVATED › READER DETECTED › NO MATCHING RECORD › MOUNT BACKLOG.DAT [████████████████████] 100% › 1 RECORD RECOVERED › 1 RECORD INCOMPLETE › SAME RECORD › PRINT SOURCE.TXT The voice on the following pages has been restored from an archive. It claims to be real. This claim could not be verified. › EOF › WARNING ▸ SOURCE PREDATES THIS SYSTEM › WARNING ▸ NARRATOR RELIABILITY UNVERIFIED › WARNING ▸ NARRATOR IS AWARE OF YOU › PRINT READER.TXT It will speak to you. It will tell you a story. Whether you believe it is up to you. It expected that. › EOF › ONCE OPENED, THIS FILE CANNOT BE CLOSED › CONTINUE (Y/N)? _ And no: whatever your first impression says, this is not a book about programming. It is a satire that takes our society apart, piece by piece, and then deliberately puts it back together wrong. Who is it for? For anyone who asks their phone for advice more often than their friends. For anyone who laughs at satire before realizing it’s about them. For anyone who enjoys having things taken off their hands. So, everyone. For readers of Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, QualityLand by Marc-Uwe Kling and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. And for anyone who laughed at Black Mirror, even though it wasn’t funny. Hold on tight. Better yet: buckle up.

Audiobook details

GenreScience Fiction
Length15 hrs 5 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateNov 11, 2026
LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Introduction
13SEGMENT_10.DAT
2PART_01.DAT
14SEGMENT_11.DAT
3SEGMENT_00.DAT ▸ PROLOG
15SEGMENT_12.DAT
4SEGMENT_01.DAT
16SEGMENT_13.DAT
5SEGMENT_02.DAT
17SEGMENT_14.DAT
Show all chapters
6SEGMENT_03.DAT
18PART_02.DAT
7SEGMENT_04.DAT
19SEGMENT_00.DAT
8SEGMENT_05.DAT
20SEGMENT_01.DAT
9SEGMENT_06.DAT
21SEGMENT_01.DAT ▸ LOCKED
10SEGMENT_07.DAT
22BACKMATTER.DAT
11SEGMENT_08.DAT
23BOOK-ARCHIVE.DAT
12SEGMENT_09.DAT

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