Cheers to the Diaper Years

Cheers to the Diaper Years

10 Truths for Thriving While Barely SurvivingBy Erin Brown Hollis
Michael Caine
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Length6h 38m

About this audiobook

Welcome to Crazy Town. Population: Every mom with kids in diapers. As moms, we drive ourselves crazy striving for perfection. We try to prepare the healthiest meals, install the safest car seats, plan the best birthday parties, and still we lie awake at night wondering if we're doing enough. The pressures can be overwhelming. Thankfully, the Bible provides us with an encouraging framework for godly parenting. Cheers to the Diaper Years shares ten biblical truths that will help you: find something great in every day, manage your time around what matters most, go from worrier to warrior, dump the mommy guilt, celebrate your unique awesomeness, and rely on God's Word to guide your child to Christ. Out of all the mothers in the world, God selected you to parent your child. You can survive the diaper years because you are more than enough in Christ. Cheers to the grace and goodness found in him!

Audiobook details

GenreSpirituality and Religion, Self-Help
Length6 hrs 38 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 2, 2018
LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Introduction
2Dedication
3Foreword
4Preface
5PART I: Mommyhood: You Have Been Chosen
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61 Calling All Fellow Commandeers of the Hot Mess Express
72 A Cautionary Tale
83 What Somebody Should Actually Tell Us When We Are Expecting
9PART II: You Do You—Free Yourself from the Chains of Keeping Up and Embrace the New (Non-Perfect) Mom Inside
104 Smashing the Stepford Wife Syndrome
115 Picture-Perfect Performance—and the Other Lies Instagram Tells Us
126 Ghosting on the Guilt Goblins
137 Botox Bingo or Bible Study Brunch?
14PART III: You Are Not Alone
158 Is Anybody Out There?
169 The Ultimate Guide to Tappin’ Your Momma Tribe
17PART IV: Conquering the Cray-Cray and Overcoming the Chaos of #MomLife
1810 Mamaste—Cultivating Calm Rather Than Chaos
1911 Tasmanian Devils for Life!
2012 Plot Twist: Switchin’ Up Our “Have-tos” to “Get-tos”
21PART V: Mamarazzis, Pinterest Princesses, and MomBots, Oh My!
2213 Pummeling Pinterest Perfection
2314 Mamarazzi Mania
2415 The Grass Is Greener—Where You Water It
25PART VI: Muting All Mommy Shamers
2616 Mommy Manifesto
2717 Brouhaha to Kumbaya
2818 Haters Gonna Hate
29PART VII: From Worrier to Warrior
3019 Worrywart to Christ Cohort
3120 Bedsprings Baptist
32PART VIII: Squashing the Scheduling Savages
3321 The Solution to Stress-Gate
3422 Move it, Mealtime MomBot!
3523 Stepping Off the Struggle Bus: Prioritize Your Pandemonium
3624 Pouty Lips and Pedicures
37PART IX: Adulting: Accept the Challenge. Play by the Rules. Win at Parenting.
3825 Fix It, Jesus!
3926 Pop Out Your Planners for the Parenting To-Do List
4027 Chugga Chugga Choo Choo: Step Right Up to the Grace Train!
4128 Handprints on Their Hearts
42PART X: This Too Shall Pass (Boogers and Poopy Diapers Included)
4329 The Tale of the Next Best Thing
4430 These Are the Days …
45Conclusion: The Thrivin’ Tribe: A Love Letter to You
46Cheers to … Scripture Resource
47Acknowledgments
48Connect with Erin
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