Length19m
About this audiobook
For readers of any age, a witty and strikingly irreverent collection of moral guidance Most notable among prolific English satirist Hilaire Belloc's writings are the sharp and clever admonishments he composed for children. Collected here and illustrated to wonderful haunting effect by Edward Gorey, these short, funny pieces offer moral instruction for all types of mischief makers—from a certain young Jim, "who ran away from his nurse and was eaten by a lion," to the tale of Matilda, "who told lies and was burned to death"—and add up to a delightful read for any fan of Roald Dahl or Shel Silverstein. (Goodreads)
Audiobook details
GenreSelf-Help
Length19 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMay 9, 2019
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
8Algernon,
2INTRODUCTION
9Hildebrand,
3Jim,
10Lord Lundy,
4Henry King,
11Lord Lundy
5Matilda,
12Rebecca,
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6Franklin Hyde,: MORAL
13George,: MORAL
7Godolphin Horne,
14Charles Augustus Fortescue,
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The Servile StateHilaire Belloc4h 18m$2.30
The Free PressHilaire Belloc2h 8m$2.30
First and LastHilaire Belloc7h 17m$2.30
The Bad Child's Book of BeastsHilaire Belloc7m$2.30
The JewsHilaire Belloc8h 27m$2.30
The Path to RomeHilaire Belloc9h 59m$2.30
VersesHilaire Belloc1h 53m$2.30
The Mercy of AllahHilaire Belloc8h 46m$2.30
The French RevolutionHilaire Belloc6h 44m$2.30
On SomethingHilaire Belloc6h 21m$2.30
On Nothing & Kindred SubjectsHilaire Belloc5h 45m$2.30
Europe and the FaithHilaire Belloc7h 42m$2.30
On AnythingHilaire Belloc7h 7m$2.30
A Change in the CabinetHilaire Belloc8h 7m$2.30
OnHilaire Belloc6h 15m$2.30
The Two Maps of Europe and some Aspects of the Great WarHilaire Belloc2h 45m$2.30
Marie AntoinetteHilaire Belloc18h 1m$2.30
Mr. Belloc Still Objects to Mr. Well's "Outline Of History"Hilaire Belloc1h 43m$2.30
The Modern TravellerHilaire Belloc1h 13m$2.30
Finding Your VoiceMannette Morgan8h 10m$20
Forever BoyKate Swenson9h 27m$29 · $0.00
You Are Worth ItKyle Carpenter, Don Yaeger8h 53m$29 · $0.00
The Happiest Man on EarthEddie Jaku3h 48m$7 · $0.00
Finding MeViola Davis9h 15m5.0 (2)$29 · $0.00
AretéBrian Johnson19h 57m$35
Spiritual AnatomyDaaji Kamlesh D. Patel9h 47m$29 · $0.00
The Dangerous Truth about Today’s MarijuanaLaura Stack CSP, MBA9h 57m5.0 (1)$20 · $0.00
Birdie & HarlowTaylor Wolfe7h 50m$26 · $0.00
The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the HorseCharlie Mackesy58m$11 · $0.00
Ghetto BastardK’wan7h 37m$20
Legally YoursManasi Chaudhari8h 52m$29 · $0.00
CrossroadsKaleb Dahlgren7h 56m$26 · $0.00
Life on the BridgeKaelynn Partlow5h 40m$24 · $0.00
From Questioning to KnowingLisa Barnett5h 34m$17
Keep Your Love OnDanny Silk9h 4m$10 · $0.00
The Manifestation CodeRaimon Samsó5h 54m$18
Parents And ChildrenCharlotte M. Mason13h 8m$2.30
The Tao of Joy Every DayDerek Lin10h 24m$20 · $0.00
UndividedVicky Beeching9h 2m$29 · $0.00
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