Length19m
About this audiobook
For readers of any age, a witty and strikingly irreverent collection of moral guidance Most notable among prolific English satirist Hilaire Belloc's writings are the sharp and clever admonishments he composed for children. Collected here and illustrated to wonderful haunting effect by Edward Gorey, these short, funny pieces offer moral instruction for all types of mischief makers—from a certain young Jim, "who ran away from his nurse and was eaten by a lion," to the tale of Matilda, "who told lies and was burned to death"—and add up to a delightful read for any fan of Roald Dahl or Shel Silverstein. (Goodreads)
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Rating★★★★ 4.2 (8.9K)
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GenreSelf-Help
Length19 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMay 9, 2019
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
8Algernon,
2INTRODUCTION
9Hildebrand,
3Jim,
10Lord Lundy,
4Henry King,
11Lord Lundy
5Matilda,
12Rebecca,
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6Franklin Hyde,: MORAL
13George,: MORAL
7Godolphin Horne,
14Charles Augustus Fortescue,
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