Broke as Fuck: A Misanthrope's Guide to Frugal Living
By Alston Alika Albarado
Length36m
About this audiobook
In a world where inflation is higher than your college roommate during finals week and housing costs more than your internal organs on the black market, being broke isn't just a phase—it's an art form. "Broke as Fck: A Misanthrope's Guide to Frugal Living" is the personal finance book for people who think personal finance books are bullsit.
Written with savage wit and brutal honesty, this guide teaches you how to navigate the financial apocalypse while maintaining your dignity (or at least what's left of it). Unlike traditional money guides that suggest cutting out lattes will solve all your problems, this book acknowledges that the system is rigged and offers creative solutions for survival.
Warning: This book contains explicit language, questionable life advice, and methods that may make your grandmother proud but your financial advisor cry. Side effects may include savings, reduced stress about money, and an uncontrollable urge to stick it to the man.
Your wallet might be empty, but your life doesn't have to be. Time to get smart about being broke.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 4.7 (3)
GenreSelf-Help, Business and Economics
Length36 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateNov 13, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction: Why Being Cheap is the New Sexy
6Chapter 5: Entertainment for Misers
2Chapter 1: The Art of Freeloading
7Chapter 6: Clothing the Cheapskate
3Chapter 2: Dining Out on a Dime (Or Less)
8Chapter 7: Health and Beauty on a Beggar's Budget
4Chapter 3: Home Sweet Cheap Home
9Conclusion: Embracing Your New Frugal Lifestyle (The Final F*ck You to Financial Norms)
5Chapter 4: Transportation for Tightwads
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