Aubrey Wants To Die
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Aubrey Wants To Die

By Pip KnightNarrated by Karen Cass
Length10h 49m

About this audiobook

Love is hard. Being undead is harder ... Dolly Alderton meets True Blood in this dark, funny hell of a story Aubrey is not what she seems. She's young, beautiful, romantic, obsessive and ... a vampire. All she wants is to be human again, and failing that, she wants to die. But the problem is, she can't. Not by stake through the heart or holy water or crucifix or garlic or fire. And she'd know, she's tried every method. Twice. So she's stuck here on this earth, all alone. Even the vampire who made her has abandoned her. But everything changes when, one fateful night, she meets Jonathan. He's everything Aubrey's ever dreamed of and, what's more, he's her soulmate. Her Bella–Edward story. For the first time in 150 years, she has a reason to hope—eternal life might be bearable after all. So when Jonathan unexpectedly breaks up with her, she'll do anything to get him back. But that's the exact moment Oscar, aristocratic douchebag and her long-gone sire, swoops back into her life. And he has other plans for her. Soon, she's thrown into a world of glamour, glitter, blood and hedonism, a world that has her questioning everything she knows to be true—about life, but also about herself. A world where nothing is simple ... and no one is safe, either. PRAISE 'A twisted and cynically funny take on vampire fiction. Aubrey Wants to Die mashes elements of romcom into the dark-hearted gothic architecture; it presents a heroine who must learn to see immortality as something other than an eternal opportunity for existential crises' Sydney Morning Herald 'Chaotic, hilarious and wildly relatable. Aubrey is who I was, who I am, and who I want to be—at least for the next 150 years' Genevieve Novak, bestselling author of Crushing 'If Edward had bitten Fleabag instead of Bella, you'd get Aubrey. Funny, fast-paced, flooded with feeling—and has a bloody twist that will get your heart pounding loud enough to summon all the local vampires to your door' Laura McCluskey, bestselling author of The Wolf Tree 'Aubrey is the ultimate hot-mess vampire, and I inhaled her story in a night. Sexy and laugh-out-loud funny, full of delicious drama and surprisingly moving—Aubrey's chaotic undead rollercoaster of a journey had me cackling, yearning and questioning my entire existence' Anna Downes, bestselling author of Red River Road 'What 150-year-old vampire living off bagged blood wouldn't want to die after a bad break up? Pip Knight combines all of alter-ego Pip Drysdale's sexy crime vibes with 100 per cent more vampires and bloodlust in this wild romp that's way too fun to put down' Ashley Kalagian Blunt, bestselling author of Dark Mode 'There's nothing quite so charming as a vampire having an existential crisis. Aubrey Wants to Die is full of dark romance, quirky neuroticism and ancient lore. Knight has created a fresh and feisty take on an old genre. I loved Aubrey, who feels both mysterious and known - your bestie and your worst nightmare all wrapped up in one. This character-driven story has lashings of existential angst, black humour, and a romantic heart. It's cool, hypnotic and addictive. I loved it' Vanessa McCausland, bestselling author of The Last Illusion of Paige White 'I was absolutely hooked on this smart, sexy thriller, devouring it in a day. Aubrey is in constant danger as she chases her happy-ever-after and tries to find the meaning of life, alongside us mere mortals. You can sink your teeth into this delicious vampire thriller!' Petronella McGovern, bestselling author of The Last Trace 'Lust, heartbreak, broody leading men and a vampiric heroine who is trying so very hard to be good. What could possibly go wrong? Pip Knight mashes up vampires and romance into a highly entertaining swoon-worthy romp' Meredith Jaffe, bestselling author of The Tricky Art of Forgiveness 'Dark, twisty, funny and romantic, Pip Knight sparkles in this killer of a vampire thriller' Emma Grey, bestselling author of Start at the End 'A modern millennial romance and an angsty and darkly funny look at what makes immortal life worth living' Books+Publishing 'Bridget Jones if she were a vampire and couldn't die no matter how hard she tried. Aubrey Wants to Die is sexy, sharp, and dangerously addictive ... A dark romance with bite, blending immortality, obsession, and modern dating into something wildly original. I devoured it' Celina Myers, New York Times bestselling author of Hollow

Audiobook details

Rating★★★★ 3.6 (325)
Includes Goodreads
GenreMystery and Thriller, Romance, General Fiction
Length10 hrs 49 mins
Narrated byKaren Cass
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateFeb 24, 2026
LanguageEnglish

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