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This a love letter to real life, however it shows up; an antidote to the highlight reel that is social media, a tribute to the unfinished, the unfiltered, the uncertain.
In this debut collection of poetry, stories and questionable choices, Georgie Jones, with her signature wit and warmth, explores the exquisite messiness of modern existence and makes the chaos feel, somehow, like home. She can't promise any answers, but she can make you feel a little less alone in not having them.
Audiobook details
GenrePoetry
Length1 hr 44 mins
Narrated byGeorgie Jones
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateFeb 9, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Opening Credits
28Bad Day
2Dedication
29Chia Pudding
3Does Anyone Know What We're Meant To Be Doing
30Burger Nips
4When I First Started Doing Poetry
31Body
5Everything Is Poetry If You're in the Mood for It
32Virgin Active, Cricklewood
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6A Watched Phone Never Vibrates
33Love Language
7Single and Entirely Unbothered About Mingling
34Oh, speaking of sizeable things
8We Contain Multitudes
35Not Shallot to Ask For
9Mrs Worldwide
36Mr Whippy, Why Not?
10I have to tell you something
37Brunch
11Worst-Case Scenario
38Reason, Season, Lifetime
12A Haiku About Kissing
39How to Decide Things
1347 Minutes I'll Never Get Back.
40You Don't Have to If You Don't Want To/A Soft Rebellion
14Drunk Text
41The Pause
15The Greatest Love of All
42Twenty-Five for '25
16Big Girl Pants
43Better Than Being Afraid to Try
17Plot Twist
44Queen of Second Chances
18In Praise of Platonic Love
45Subtraction
19My First Big Feeling
46Heartbreak, Ham and the Pursuit of Mood Lighting
20Don't Try This at Home, Kids, but I've Put a Diamond in My Belly with Glue
47Fatter in the Bath
21Objectively Speaking
48A Contradiction
22Ode to the Ladies' Loo
49Return of the Low-Rise Jean
23The gorgeous little ecosystem of the nightclub toilet
50A Modern Tragedy
24Size 8
51If I Am Ever Called a Girlboss
25I Think I Might Be On To Something
52Everything Means Something
26Are We Admiring Our Breasts, Then, or What
53What Do You Want to Do with Your Life
27If that doesn't work, maybe you're hungry
54Closing Credits
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