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Length1h 44m
About this audiobook
This a love letter to real life, however it shows up; an antidote to the highlight reel that is social media, a tribute to the unfinished, the unfiltered, the uncertain.
In this debut collection of poetry, stories and questionable choices, Georgie Jones, with her signature wit and warmth, explores the exquisite messiness of modern existence and makes the chaos feel, somehow, like home. She can't promise any answers, but she can make you feel a little less alone in not having them.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 4.7 (195)
Includes Goodreads
GenrePoetry
Length1 hr 44 mins
Narrated byGeorgie Jones
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateFeb 9, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Opening Credits
2Dedication
3Does Anyone Know What We're Meant To Be Doing
4When I First Started Doing Poetry
5Everything Is Poetry If You're in the Mood for It
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6A Watched Phone Never Vibrates
7Single and Entirely Unbothered About Mingling
8We Contain Multitudes
9Mrs Worldwide
10I have to tell you something
11Worst-Case Scenario
12A Haiku About Kissing
1347 Minutes I'll Never Get Back.
14Drunk Text
15The Greatest Love of All
16Big Girl Pants
17Plot Twist
18In Praise of Platonic Love
19My First Big Feeling
20Don't Try This at Home, Kids, but I've Put a Diamond in My Belly with Glue
21Objectively Speaking
22Ode to the Ladies' Loo
23The gorgeous little ecosystem of the nightclub toilet
24Size 8
25I Think I Might Be On To Something
26Are We Admiring Our Breasts, Then, or What
27If that doesn't work, maybe you're hungry
28Bad Day
29Chia Pudding
30Burger Nips
31Body
32Virgin Active, Cricklewood
33Love Language
34Oh, speaking of sizeable things
35Not Shallot to Ask For
36Mr Whippy, Why Not?
37Brunch
38Reason, Season, Lifetime
39How to Decide Things
40You Don't Have to If You Don't Want To/A Soft Rebellion
41The Pause
42Twenty-Five for '25
43Better Than Being Afraid to Try
44Queen of Second Chances
45Subtraction
46Heartbreak, Ham and the Pursuit of Mood Lighting
47Fatter in the Bath
48A Contradiction
49Return of the Low-Rise Jean
50A Modern Tragedy
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