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Length1h 44m
About this audiobook
This a love letter to real life, however it shows up; an antidote to the highlight reel that is social media, a tribute to the unfinished, the unfiltered, the uncertain.
In this debut collection of poetry, stories and questionable choices, Georgie Jones, with her signature wit and warmth, explores the exquisite messiness of modern existence and makes the chaos feel, somehow, like home. She can't promise any answers, but she can make you feel a little less alone in not having them.
Audiobook details
GenrePoetry
Length1 hr 44 mins
Narrated byGeorgie Jones
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateFeb 9, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Opening Credits
26Are We Admiring Our Breasts, Then, or What
2Dedication
27If that doesn't work, maybe you're hungry
3Does Anyone Know What We're Meant To Be Doing
28Bad Day
4When I First Started Doing Poetry
29Chia Pudding
5Everything Is Poetry If You're in the Mood for It
30Burger Nips
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6A Watched Phone Never Vibrates
31Body
7Single and Entirely Unbothered About Mingling
32Virgin Active, Cricklewood
8We Contain Multitudes
33Love Language
9Mrs Worldwide
34Oh, speaking of sizeable things
10I have to tell you something
35Not Shallot to Ask For
11Worst-Case Scenario
36Mr Whippy, Why Not?
12A Haiku About Kissing
37Brunch
1347 Minutes I'll Never Get Back.
38Reason, Season, Lifetime
14Drunk Text
39How to Decide Things
15The Greatest Love of All
40You Don't Have to If You Don't Want To/A Soft Rebellion
16Big Girl Pants
41The Pause
17Plot Twist
42Twenty-Five for '25
18In Praise of Platonic Love
43Better Than Being Afraid to Try
19My First Big Feeling
44Queen of Second Chances
20Don't Try This at Home, Kids, but I've Put a Diamond in My Belly with Glue
45Subtraction
21Objectively Speaking
46Heartbreak, Ham and the Pursuit of Mood Lighting
22Ode to the Ladies' Loo
47Fatter in the Bath
23The gorgeous little ecosystem of the nightclub toilet
48A Contradiction
24Size 8
49Return of the Low-Rise Jean
25I Think I Might Be On To Something
50A Modern Tragedy
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