Length8h 41m
About this audiobook
The American dream is dead, and Los Angeles is burning. Stoned and porn-addicted surfer Baxter Kent is terrified of women and anxious to make things work with a sex robot. Acid junkie Arden Coover has a useless philosophy degree and a doomed relationship he believes might save him. His younger sister Tess is considering, or resisting, a convenient but loveless marriage to a wealthy, narcissistic novelist. Ryland Richter, an alcoholic insurance executive with too much money and too few scruples, is seeking toxic solace in the arms of a dangerously unhinged subordinate. As wildfires rage, this lost and hopeless cast makes their way through the embers of Los Angeles and beyond in a desperate search for meaning and connection in a world without a future. Chandler Morrison' s latest satire explores our search for love in all the wrong places, and what happens when we think we find it.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, General Fiction
Length8 hrs 41 mins
Narrated byRebecca Lucas
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateMay 13, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Openingcredits
22Waterofthewomb
2Onlylies
23Inthecemetery
3Fullygraduated
24Breathingsmoke
4Imperfect
25Backeast
5Chessmoves
26Quincey
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6Dancingshadows
27Freeshit
7Themostbeautiful
28Aleistercrowleyismysunbeam
8Fuckingshameless
29Toilandtrouble
9Don'tfuckyourheroes
30Beautifulruin
10Ahostagesituation
31Thelankyfellows
11Aharmlessnobody
32Digitalbeauty
12Beautifuldamned
33Badinvestments
13Theemptydisease
34Throughanotherlens
14Subjectiverealities
35Thelostweek
15Themyth
36Ashesashes
16Smalldeadanimals
37Breakingdown
17Theclosestthingtohell
38Somebodyelse
18Eachseparatemisfortune
39Anexhibitinthemuseum
19Narcissusascended
40Suchsweettragedy
20Lostsoulslostillusions
41Analibifordespair
21Separatebedrooms
42Closingcredits
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