1Chapter One – The Microwave Event
10Chapter Ten – The Office Party That Rebooted Mars
2Chapter Two – The Benjamin Buildup
11Chapter Eleven – The Proposal Paradox
3Chapter Three – The Wilcox Loop Exception
12Chapter Twelve – The Stapler Rebellion
4Chapter Four – Sir Clip-a-Lot’s Coup
13Chapter Thirteen – The Timeline Tribunal
5Chapter Five – The Filing Cabinet That Ate Tuesday
14Chapter Fourteen – Burrito Zero
6Chapter Six – Microwave Insurance and Other Impossible Policies
15Chapter Fifteen – Pending Forever (Again)
7Chapter Seven – Paradox Backlog
16Chapter Sixteen – The Final Staple
8Chapter Eight – Sarclipa Goes Sentient
17Post-Credits Bonus
9Chapter Nine – Zarthul: Background Character, Galactic Menace
