Length3h 15m
About this audiobook
Accidental Time Travel & Other Poor Life Choices
This is what happens when your sibling is a genius and you don’t confiscate the screwdriver in time.
Follow Hayden and Gemma as they accidentally rewrite history, offend prehistoric wildlife, destabilize entire timelines, and somehow keep coming home to deal with the consequences.
Time machines built from furniture.
Dinosaurs with emotional damage.
Alternate futures that absolutely should not exist.
Start at Episode 1 and brace yourself.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length3 hrs 15 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateFeb 28, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
15A Brief List of Things Gemma is No Longer Allowed to Invent
2A note from Hayden
16Episode 3:
3Episode 1:
17The Animation Disaster
4The Time Machine Incident: Chapter one
18Chapter one:
5(Untitled): Chapter two
19Chapter two:
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6Chapter two point five
20Chapter three:
7Chapter three
21Hayden’s Running Tally of Near-Death Experiences
8Chapter four
22Episode 4
9The Scientific Method (According to Gemma)
23The Teleporter Debacle
10Episode 2:
24Chapter one:
11Toilets, Aliens & Other Unfortunate Events
25Chapter two:
12Chapter one
26Chapter three:
13Chapter two:
27Epilogue
14Chapter three:
28About the Author
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