Humor

Accidental time travel and other poor life choices

J.D Evergreen

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Length2h 54m

About this audiobook

Accidental Time Travel & Other Poor Life Choices This is what happens when your sibling is a genius and you don’t confiscate the screwdriver in time. Follow Hayden and Gemma as they accidentally rewrite history, offend prehistoric wildlife, destabilize entire timelines, and somehow keep coming home to deal with the consequences. Time machines built from furniture. Dinosaurs with emotional damage. Alternate futures that absolutely should not exist. Start at Episode 1 and brace yourself.

Audiobook details

GenreHumor

Length2 hrs 54 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateFeb 28, 2026

LanguageEnglish

1Introduction

15A Brief List of Things Gemma is No Longer Allowed to Invent

2A note from Hayden

16Episode 3:

3Episode 1:

17The Animation Disaster

4The Time Machine Incident: Chapter one

18Chapter one:

5(Untitled): Chapter two

19Chapter two:

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6Chapter two point five

20Chapter three:

7Chapter three

21Hayden’s Running Tally of Near-Death Experiences

8Chapter four

22Episode 4

9The Scientific Method (According to Gemma)

23The Teleporter Debacle

10Episode 2:

24Chapter one:

11Toilets, Aliens &amp; Other Unfortunate Events

25Chapter two:

12Chapter one

26Chapter three:

13Chapter two:

27Epilogue

14Chapter three:

28About the Author

About the author

J.D Evergreen

About the author Jessica Dalvin creates unapologetically steamy sapphic romances filled with tension, devotion, and women who know exactly what they want—or are about to find out. Her work leans into real emotions and powerful dynamics, keeping the focus on connection as much as heat. Outside of writing, Jessica spends her days wrangling kids, chasing quiet moments to draft new scenes, and dreaming up stories that explore desire, trust, and the messy, beautiful parts of love. She believes queer romance deserves to be fun, intense, and never watered down.View all by J.D Evergreen