A Mother's Day to Trump All
A Donald Trump Mother's Day TaleBy Chloe Miller
Length4h 25m
About this audiobook
When Donald Trump plans a Mother's Day cruise to impress his hard-to-please mother Mary, he expects luxury, relaxation, and maybe-finally-her approval. What he gets instead is a ship hijacked by desperate actors masquerading as pirates, a hostage situation that tests even his legendary negotiation skills, and a mother who still finds room for criticism amid the chaos.
As the "pirates" reveal their true motivation-fame, not fortune-Donald spots an opportunity only he could envision: turning disaster into a Hollywood deal. With his skeptical mother offering running commentary, his wife Melania maintaining impossible poise, and a crew of theatrical hijackers ready for their close-up, Donald must negotiate the most unusual deal of his career.
This laugh-out-loud tale of family dynamics, outrageous ambition, and unexpected alliances proves that when it comes to memorable Mother's Days, nothing trumps a Trump family celebration gone hilariously wrong.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
GenreGeneral Fiction, Action and Adventure
Length4 hrs 25 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMay 1, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
2Chapter One: Really Bad Day at Trump Tower
3Chapter Two:Something Peculiar on the Hudson
4Chapter Three:Grasping at Straws
5Chapter Four:Call to Adventure
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6Chapter Five:Head in the Sand
7Chapter Six: Pull Out the Rug
8Chapter Seven:Enemies & Allies
9Chapter Eight:Games & Trials
10Chapter Nine:Earning Respect
11Chapter Ten: First Pinch Point
12Chapter Eleven:Forces of Evil
13Chapter Twelve: Problem Revealed
14Chapter Thirteen:Truth & Ultimatum
15Chapter Fourteen:Midpoint
16Chapter Fifteen:Plan of Attack
17Chapter Sixteen:Crucial Role
18Chapter Seventeen:Direct Conflict
19Chapter Eighteen:Surprise Failure
20Chapter Nineteen:Unexpected Victory
21Chapter Twenty:Bittersweet Return
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