About this audiobook

When Donald Trump plans a Mother's Day cruise to impress his hard-to-please mother Mary, he expects luxury, relaxation, and maybe-finally-her approval. What he gets instead is a ship hijacked by desperate actors masquerading as pirates, a hostage situation that tests even his legendary negotiation skills, and a mother who still finds room for criticism amid the chaos. As the "pirates" reveal their true motivation-fame, not fortune-Donald spots an opportunity only he could envision: turning disaster into a Hollywood deal. With his skeptical mother offering running commentary, his wife Melania maintaining impossible poise, and a crew of theatrical hijackers ready for their close-up, Donald must negotiate the most unusual deal of his career. This laugh-out-loud tale of family dynamics, outrageous ambition, and unexpected alliances proves that when it comes to memorable Mother's Days, nothing trumps a Trump family celebration gone hilariously wrong.

Family

Satire

Parody

Audiobook details

Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)

GenreGeneral Fiction, Action and Adventure

Length4 hrs 25 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateMay 1, 2025

LanguageEnglish

About the author

Chloe Miller

Chloe Miller is a writer who delights in exploring the humorous complexities of family relationships. With a background in both literary and commercial fiction, she brings warmth and wit to her storytelling. Chloe holds an MFA in Creative Writing and has spent years mentoring emerging authors. When not writing, she can be found collecting vintage typewriters, experimenting with new recipes, and dreaming up her next family comedy. This is her first published work of humor fiction.View all by Chloe Miller